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McSweeney’s

Click here to read something I wrote a few years back. I would prefer if you didn’t make me spoil the title.

Reductress

I currently contribute to this satire site. Click the images to read the full articles. Or don’t cuz honestly they already paid me and new media is dying anyway.

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